The Finer Point of a Random Life
Our tent is so big it wouldn’t fit in the frame :D #camping  (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

Our tent is so big it wouldn’t fit in the frame :D #camping (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

The wildlife at the campsite let you get close. :) #camping  (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

The wildlife at the campsite let you get close. :) #camping (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

Frozen Niagra at Mammoth Caves! #domesanddripstones (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

Frozen Niagra at Mammoth Caves! #domesanddripstones (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

Matt and I went on a hike to go see where river Styx enters Mammoth Cave #riverstyx (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

Matt and I went on a hike to go see where river Styx enters Mammoth Cave #riverstyx (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

Really amazing crystal formation we saw at the Great Onyx Cave on Friday.  #greatonyx  (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

Really amazing crystal formation we saw at the Great Onyx Cave on Friday. #greatonyx (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

Camping at mammoth caves national park! #camping #nature  (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

Camping at mammoth caves national park! #camping #nature (at Mammoth Cave National Park)

Mmmm… sammiches… God bless the south. #sammich

Mmmm… sammiches… God bless the south. #sammich

Matt’s wedding boutineer ornament finished! #crafty

Matt’s wedding boutineer ornament finished! #crafty

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now